Tess's Funny Honeys'

Tess

Born in Meridian Mississippi, raised in Sandusky, Ohio. Tess is the youngest of four children (two boys and two girls). Raised by a single mother, maybe the reason for her strong side but caring nature. The class clown and the recipient of several detention slips, she looks back on those days and realizes those "dam teachers' just didn’t understand what future star they had in their mist."  They should have allowed her to explore her creative side instead of stifle-fling it with rules and regulations. Tess's  favorite movies as a kid were Jerry Lewis movies.

At the age of 18, she was very content with working at McDonalds, after all she was a swing manager that position carried a lot of clout. Feeling the call of California, she packed up her stuff and headed to Beverley. Well first she made a little pit stop in the Bay Area, Oakland to be exact, got married,which only lasted 90 days and off to divorce court she went, skipping and whistling all the way and that's when the Comedy Career Started. By moving to Los Angeles, Tess was able to finally put her career into motion. 

"I have been totally blessed with the things I have been able to achieve here in LA. My career goals are to star in my own Sitcom totally written about me and for me.(or whatever I can get) I think that we need some real comedy on television. Enough of these boney women switching across the TV screen, with their boney legs and long fingers talking about “I’m sexy”. 

"I believe that its time for the Juicy Girls to shine and we will inherit the earth."

Shayma Tash

Shayma can be seen regularly doing sketches, hosting or doing commentary for numerous shows on E! Network.

You might have seen her doing correspondence for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

On Fox Sports The Best Damn Sports Show Period Shayma had a weekly segment where she parodied sports news (similar to SNL’s Weekend Update).

Shayma was cast as a series regular for Elon Gold’s The Latest Show on Bravo.

Shayma Tash has performed her original characters on Cedric the Entertainer Presents on FOX.

Shayma worked with Bill Murray on The Sweet Spot on Comedy Central.

She was also a star of the WB’s sketch show HYPE, where she showed a wide cariety of characters, including a geeky teenage girl with headgear, and elderly woman in adult diapers and an impression of Julia Roberts in a spoof of Erin Brockovich.

Shayma honed her acting skills while doing several Independent Films and Shorts such as Trading Trailers, King if the Open Mics and Accidentally on Purpose.

Shayma has performed stand-up on several TV shows such as The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show and Funny is Funny and on DVDs for National Lampoon produced by Barry Katz, and the Naught Show (with ongoing personal appearances at Caroline’s in NYC).

Shayma has also hosted XYZ at the Movies for ABC Family and Hold’Em (pilot) for Morning Star Productions.

Shayma has appeared in over a dozen commercials including spots for McDonalds and Sears.

Shayma Tash calls Los Angeles her home where she is regular at The World Famous Comedy Store in Hollywood. She works on her chops by following such headliners on stage as Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, Eddie Griffin, Andrew Dice Clay, Joe Rogan, Chris Rock, and Richard Jeni.

Shayma performs for the U.S. Military in the United States as well as overseas, including Japan, Korea, and Bosnia.

Early on Shayma was selected from a nationwide talent search to tour with CAN-AM (The Canadian-American Women of Comedy Tour) and was received so well she was asked to return the following year.

Sarah Tiana

She was born at an undisclosed hour on February 17, 19--. She decided to become a stand up comedienne after someone told her she could make a lot of money doing nothing but telling jokes. Sarah recently found out that guy was a pathological liar. Either way, she moved from her small town in Calhoun, GA to Los Angeles in 2001 to pursue a career in the entertainment industry. Since arriving, she has been seen in every local club in Los Angeles and at colleges all over the country. In 2005, Sarah went to Iraq to entertain the troops and can be seen in the documentary, “We Love You Ms. Bevins” detailing the adventure. In 2006, Sarah began producing her own show, “Carmen’s World” on GoTV, which is broadcast on Sprint and Cingular cell phones. She also taped the “Southern Belles of Comedy Tour” with Brett Butler, and that DVD should be in stores in December of 2006. Sarah can also be seen in 3 local LA sketch shows and will never be seen in the four pilots shot this year.

Melinda Hill

Melinda Hill is an LA comedian/actress who’s appeared on “The Sarah Silverman Program”, “Comics Unleashed”, “The Winner” (with Rob Corrdry), “The Frank Caliendo Show”, and “Oxygen’s 50 Funniest Women Alive” in addition to commentating on the E! Channel. She’s been in several independent films including “Vampires Anonymous” (with Michael Madsen) and “Kill House.” She was the voice of an Emmy award winning Citibank commercial, makes frequent appearances on Channel 101 and just created new web series coming soon to Super Deluxe. She does stand-up all over and can be seen regularly at her own weekly show in LA called “What’s Up, Tiger Lily?”.

Website: www.melindahill.com
Myspace: www.myspace.com/melindahill1
www.myspace.com/whatsuptigerlily

April Macie

Do you remember the girl in your high school who had a horrible rumor spread about her? It might have involved a football team, a dog and some peanut butter or processed meat. Well, that girl in Easton, Pennsylvania was April Macie. So, where did she turn for comfort? Not to her family... cause' they're all crazy. Crazy or drunk... oh yeah, or slightly retarded. So, where do you go when you're an outcast in school and your family tree is rotten? While some might sit rocking in the fetal position... slowly humming Copa CopaCabbana, others might turn to the lord and April turned to promiscuity. Promiscuity and then comedy. With her irreverent brand of overtly sexual humor she attempts to break down double-standards and lend her voice to sexually dissatisfied women everywhere. April would like to add that she doesn't really know what irreverent means, but she's heard a lot of other comics use it and thought it sounded kinda' cool. "Her comedy is searingly honest," said this guy she knows from working at Hooter's who came to see her show one time. Although she has only been doing comedy for a short period of time, she has been using comedy as a defense her entire life. She loves to perform and her favorite role to play is victim. For April, comedy isn't a career, comedy isn't even a choice. Comedy is a calling!! She totally stole that quote from Bernie Mac... but its soooo great and she truly believes it is her calling. April also loves to talk about herself in the third person and thinks "bios" are retarded.